so long you miserable fucking decade!

and hello 2010! Happy New Years to you all, I'll likely be back in March. Take it away, Babs!

my Top 10 Sports achievements of the Decade

1) The Boston Red Sox win the ALCS after being down 0-3 to their arch-rivals the New York Yankees, go on to win their first World Series in 86 years
2) Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France 7 straight times
3) Michael Phelps wins 8 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics
4) The New York Giants stop the New Englands Patriots' perfect season in Super Bowl XLII
5) The Texas Longhorns led by Vince Young beat behemoth USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl, the greatest college bowl game ever played.
6) Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O' Neal lead the L.A. Lakers to 3 straight NBA titles (one of which stolen from the Sacramento Kings by shady refs but whatevs)
7) S.F. Giants star Barry Bonds passes Hank Aaron's all-time Home Run record (also shady but hey I witnessed plenty of those dingers!)
8) Tennis stars Venus and Serena Williams dominate the decade in Grand Slam singles and doubles wins
9) George Mason University makes the 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Final Four as a #11 seed
10) The Fresno State Bulldogs Baseball team wins the 2008 College World Series in a historic underdog victory (the photo below is mine from the victory rally)

my Top 10 Entertainers of the Decade

1) Clint Eastwood
2) Meryl Streep
3) Judd Apatow
4) Peter Jackson
5) David Chase
6) Tina Fey
7) Jon Stewart
8) Quentin Tarantino
9) J.J. Abrams
10) Johnny Depp

My Top 10 Musicians of the Decade (and don't hate!)

1) Coldplay
2) Beyonce
3) Eminem
4) Green Day
5) Madonna
6) Linkin Park
7) Kanye West
8) Muse
9) Gwen Stefani
10) The Killers

and now my Top 10 in film....

1) The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2) Brokeback Mountain
3) Gladiator
4) The Dark Knight
5) Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for make benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
6) Dreamgirls
7) The 40 Year-Old Virgin
8) Moulin Rouge!
9) Lost in Translation
10) Kill Bill Vol. I

continuing the Top 10 theme.....

....here are my Top 10 TV comedies of the decade:

1) Sex and the City, HBO
2) The Daily Show, Comedy Central
3) The Office, NBC
4) Arrested Development, FOX
5) Will & Grace, NBC
6) Weeds, Showtime
7) Freaks and Geeks, NBC
8) Curb Your Enthusiasm, HBO
9) Malcolm in the Middle, FOX
10) South Park, Comedy Central

since Top 10 lists are all the rage nowadays.....

....here's my Top 10 TV dramas of the decade:

1) The Sopranos, HBO
2) LOST, ABC
3) Mad Men, AMC
4) Six Feet Under, HBO
5) Battlestar Galactica, SyFy
6) The Shield, F/X
7) 24, FOX
8) Rome, HBO
9) Big Love, HBO
10) Dexter, Showtime

>>>>>Merry Christmas!<<<<<

enjoy this xmas favorite!

>>>>>Toby wuz robbed!<<<<<

new Heisman Award winner RB Mark Ingram of Alabama is the least deserving winner EVER. This vote was east coast bias, plain and simple. Stanford's beastly RB Toby Gerhart should have ran away with the award, but even 3rd place finisher Texas QB Colt McCoy and 4th place finisher Nebraska DT Ndamukong Suh would have been more deserving. and why was 5th place finisher Florida QB Tim Tebow even invited? His vote total was closer to 6th place than Suh’s 4th place! This whole Heisman campaign was just a disgusting SEC lovefest all-around this year.

The Pac-10 conference bears some responsibility for this travesty as well. why didn’t they campaign independently for Gerhart? The lack of a championship game doesn’t help either ok Stanford may not have been in it this year but why don’t they just add BYU and Utah and go Pac-12 already? That would strengthen the western voting bloc in Utah and also Nevada, where many fans of those schools live, not to mention what it would do to help the Pac-10 in the BCS.

Mark Ingram was on national TV the week before the SEC title game, that’s the only reason he pulled it out, even if he did pull a 30 yd. stinker against Alabama’s greatest rival, Auburn, the week before. The lazy-ass east coast voters didn’t happen to catch Toby’s 165 yd, 4 TD performance against Cal, Stanford’s biggest rival, I suppose.

Mark Ingram had the least yards per game by a Heisman-winning RB since Archie Griffin. Pathetic.

Oh well, at least the Doak Walker Award went to the right guy this year......

'Jersey Shore' has changed my life!

In 2010 I pledge to be like Mike "The Situation" and strive for unbelievable mass appeal- I want everybody to love me: babies, dogs, hot girls, and cougars!

Happy Hanukkah!

in honor of the holiday and the hotness of Ryan Gosling awww hell all the hot Jewish guys (what can i say i love em curly-haired and circumcised) I present LaCoacha's "I Will Always Love Jew"!:

ok, 2012 may really be the year of the Apocalypse.....

2012 Presidential Race Poll:

Barack Obama 46%
Sarah Palin 43%

NOTE: Margin of Error, +/- 3.5 percent


srsly!

Tim Tebow pulls a Glenn Beck!

the supposed "greatest college athlete of all-time" sobs like a big baby after his Florida team got their asses handed to them by Alabama. Jesus let you down Timmy, what's up w/ that! Guess he doesn't really love you after all!
or maybe he's crying because he bruised his vadge?

Welcome to Vaticanistan......

....where simply being a pot-smoking, sexually active American can get you 26 years in prison.

Nice fucking justice system you got there, Italy! You take a blind eye to the cover-ups orchestrated by former Hitler Youth Pope Rat-zinger, leader of the pedophile-factory called the Catholic Church, but young American college student Amanda Knox is vilified by the media and convicted, let's face it, for her "heathen" lifestyle and the fact that she "exhibited odd behavior" after her roommate was brutally murdered... hello?!? It's called being in SHOCK! Typical fucking judgmental Catholic thinking! She partakes in sinful acts like pre-marital sex and drug use and doesn't immediately mourn in a good Catholic manner, so she MUST be capable of murder, right?!?

No DNA? No physical evidence? No witnesses? No plausible motive? No history of violence? NO PROBLEM! Italy's got your conviction right here, bada-bing bada-boom!

Well fuck that and fuck you, Italy!
FREE AMANDA KNOX!

ABC can suck a nut!

soooo lemme get this straight, a racy performance by hot-ass Adam Lambert at like 10:50 PM at night on ABC is grounds for him to be dumped by the network for other performances, not once, not twice, but now 3 times? This is absurd! This network will allow the fame-whoring, mentally-unbalanced, sick-fuck Henne family on "Wife Swap" twice, and has a reality show called "Wipeout" which violently batters around it's contestants and may have contributed to the death of one, but Adam Lambert crosses the line? This homophobia plain-and-simple, ABC, I call BULLSHIT! Get your priorities straight you allegedly murdererous bigots!
Keep it edgy, Adam! Fuck ABC!

there's no winning in Afghanistan

Well, 8 years after Al-Qaeda attacked us and Osama Bin Laden escaped Tora Bora, President Obama has decided to pull a "W" and go for a surge in Afghanistan. First of all, there is no "winning" a war in a country that isn't really a country. Afghanistan is simply a collection of Islamic tribes with no functional central government, it's never had one and never will. Secondly, the founding fathers made the Commander-in-Chief a civilian for a reason, so military men can't bleed us dry in unwinnable wars with limitless amounts of troops. So why is Obama doing the same as Dubya and just giving the Generals whatever they want? This country is BROKE! We are $12 TRILLION in the hole and growing! We cannot afford to rebuild THREE countries! Bring our troops home NOW and work on rebuilding America!

Animal is still the shit

and after all these years that Miss Piggy is still one fierce bitch! damn girl you be looking fine, who's your surgeon haha!