I got crowned today....

yup, a new porcelain bicuspid for the low low price of $559! imagine the cost if I DIDN'T have dental insurance! anyways, to mark this head-banging (against the wall) occasion I present to you "David After Dentist- the Metal version":

The Blair Douchebag Project

Seems a fringe student group at NYU decided to "occupy" a campus cafeteria in order to combat capitalist tyranny, errr, or something. Watch the final hilarious minutes here as some idiot protester (who doesn't even go to NYU haha) tapes the cops simply walking through the barricades and telling them them to get the fuck out! Way to take a stand against "The Man", fellas. Sit back, take a sip of some "corporate water" and enjoy this priceless comedy gem:


Ha! Tiananman Square it's not!

mood swing

yes, you may have noticed your humble DruggyBear has been a little steamed lately, partly due to my anger over Mickey Rourke losing the Oscar but mostly due to my Xanax running low. that just means I'll have to substitute it for something else, hmmm, weed or booze, weed or booze? decisions, decisions. well, if my posts are mistake-ridden, that means booze. if they are just stupid, that means weed. so stay tuned!

The Octo-Freak Show rolls on....

Nadya and her Ma got into it in front of the camera and as you can see from the vid Nadya comes off as a spoiled little beeeyotch, verbally bitch-slapping around the grandma who's gone bankrupt helping her raise her (now) 14 grandchildren:



and btw, if sending Nadya hateful emails is wrong then I sure as fuck don't wanna be right! Here's a copy of the "message of support" I sent to Octo-Mom at her website:

"Sew your vagina shut, bitch!"

Tasteful, no? haha hey if it's any consolation I held back a lil!

Stay classy, G.O.P.

The political party dying a slow death is apologizing for saying Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dying a quick one:

In a written statement today, Kentucky GOP Sen. Jim Bunning apologized for remarks he made about Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, in which he predicted that she would pass away in nine months.

"I apologize if my comments offended Justice Ginsberg," Bunning said. "That certainly was not my intent. It is great to see her back at the Supreme Court today and I hope she recovers quickly. My thoughts and prayers are with her and her family."

What fucking nerve that anyone from the Geriatric Obsolete Pissant Party is questioning the shelf life of anything! As Dick Cheney would say, go fuck yourself, Jim Bunning!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well, I got 13 of 15 right in my Oscar predictions, but one of my missed ones (alongside Best Foreign Film) was the only race I really gave a shit about, Mickey Rourke for Best Actor in "The Wrestler". Rourke really touched me in that role, in a way no actor has since Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". As a fellow fuck-up who reached a great level of personal success then blew it all away and burned countless bridges in the process, 'Randy the Ram' is a character and Mickey Rourke is an actor that are so very close to my own heart. Right down to the self-destructiveness and loneliness, I can relate so much to Mickey's journey and am so thrilled to see him back on top, cuz winner or loser tonight, Rourke has made the kind of comeback in life I hope to make as well.
R.I.P. Loki, love ya Mick! Cheers to a great year!

Oscar Predictions

BEST PICTURE: Slumdog Millionaire
BEST DIRECTOR: Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
BEST ACTOR: Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
BEST ACTRESS: Kate Winslet, The Reader
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Penelope Cruz, Vicky Christina Barcelona
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Dustin Lance Black, Milk
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Simon Beaufoy, Slumdog Millionaire
BEST EDITING: Slumdog Millionaire
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
BEST ANIMATED FILM: Wall-E
BEST DOCUMENTARY: Man On Wire
BEST FOREIGN FILM: Waltz with Bashir
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Slumdog Millionaire
BEST ORIGINAL SONG: Jai Ho, Slumdog Millionaire

Now I've heard some batshit 9/11 conspiracy theories......

but the Scientologists top them all, they never disappoint!

hey lady, it's a uterus not a goddamned clown car!

I hate Valentine's Day

Speaking of Mickey Rourke, looks like he got a titty-twister.....

uh, make that this broad with the twisted-up tits:



Let's see, Mickey has a history of depression, drug abuse, carrying firearms, self-destruction and is now dating Courtney Love.....

What could go wrong?

'Randy the Ram' for the win!

Looks like the only real suspense at next Sunday's Oscars is the race for Best Actor, which is neck-and-neck between Sean Penn for his role as gay icon Harvey Milk in "Milk" and Mickey Rourke for his comeback performance in "The Wrestler". I've seen both films and if I had a vote it'd go to Rourke, no question. Penn did a fine job, but any decent actor could have excelled in that fey, showy role. However, NO ONE could do what Mick did as "Randy the Ram", which was expose his personal demons as well as his immense talents and deliver an unforgettable, heartbreaking performance. The Oscars always fuck up though ("Crash" over "Brokeback Mountain", anyone?) so Penn is more likely to pull it out, but I'll be giving Rourke a standing ovation (as would the Kodak Theatre audience I'm sure) if he manages to pull off the win.

in honor of my dental appt. today.....

I present to you David after Dentist- the REMIX!

How about some orange skin to go along with that green piss?

damn, those roid side effects sure are a bitch! (of course I'd still hit, green golden shower, anyone? ha!)

Chris Brown bites

uh, bites Rhianna, that is.....

fucking scumbag thug! what do you wanna bet in the end he gets off easier than Michael Phelps!?!?!? I mean, already Brown's Wrigley's gum ad campaign only got suspended, as opposed to Kelloggs completely dropping Phelps last week!

A bong rip gets you fired, but beating your girlfriend to a bloody pulp only gets you suspended. Nice priorities, America.....

Really?!

If you haven't seen this already, Seth Meyers rips on the stupidity of Kelloggs for dropping Michael Phelps and dipshit parents upset that a "role model" for their snot-nosed brats is a pothead:

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Wellllll, after first just lurking, then finally joining up, and then getting BANNED from several sites, I've decided to start a blog of my own. I mean, how else will my voice be heard!? Dare I say, mine is a voice worth hearing, you'll discover that pretty quick I'm sure.

Politically, I am an independent, as there are things I like about both the Democrats (socially liberal) and the GOP (hawks on defense), but there's far more things I hate about the Democrats (bunch of pussies) and the GOP (religious nutjobs). This native California latino can't stand the 2-party system. The parties are just way too polarized, and with the economy in a tailspin, the blame will fly and he divide will only get worse.

Like a lot of you, I am struggling in this recession, and as we head towards a likely depression (sorry to say it but I think it's gonna happen) I will be here to vent and share my experiences, so perhaps we can get through this difficult time in our country's history together. At the very least you'll read about someone pretty pathetic and take comfort in knowing you are not as bad off as me, in almost all aspects of life! Besides politics, I'll also be blogging about entertainment, sports, sex, dating, or hell, more likely about my LACK of sex and dating!

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