the NFL is socialist!

suck on that, teabaggers

even the J man is sick of his shit haha

Kurt Warner is too! How over-the-top do you have to be to lose Kurt fucking Warner?

how I love to watch them wiggle!

I can't quit you, gay jacket!

my favorite vid this year

gotta love our boys in uniform!

Tina Fey is a genius

nuff said!

In honor of Jewish Zombie Resurrection Day.....

Separated at birth?

Olympic Champion Evan Lysacek & Jack Skellington

Toss out the Nazi rat Pope!

Awww nothing makes me happier than to see the Catholic Church exposed for the racket it is! You see the church has had a bad run this month, first the homophobic institution was caught up in a gay male prostitution scandal, then one-time Hitler Youth member Pope Benedict XVI himself, then known as Cardinal Joseph RATzinger, was discovered to have protected a pedophile priest in Wisconsin who may have molested over 200 deaf boys, and now the child molestation scandals are spreading to Ireland, Germany, Austria and beyond.

The Pope is doubling-down, if you will, by dismissing the scandals as nothing more than "petty gossip". Well good luck with that, your ass-holiness! There are now calls on you to resign and your approval ratings are dropping faster than an altar boy's gown in a confessional!

As a former Catholic, I agree the rat pope should be thrown out on his ass and the whole church investigated and prosecuted the same way we do the mafia! But if nothing changes (as is likely) perhaps this is the only way to protect kids in Catholic churches:

my own Drunken Hookup Failure!

In honor of Deadspin's series on Drunken Hookup Failures, I thought I would enlighten you guys with one (out of many!) of my own, which happened just last Summer, so here we go (NOTE: not for the easily offended!):

OK, so I meet this guy online and we agree to meet at a local gay bar. We've been talking for awhile, he's Mexican, in his mid-20's, kinda short and while he's not really my type he's cute enough and seems like a cool guy. So we have some drinks and hang out for awhile and he suggests we go back to his place. I'm like ok, so we go back to his apartment, where it turns out he lives with his Grandma, who's lounging on the couch in the family room in her robe watching TV.  Well if you know anything about Mexican Grandmas (I had 2), they are a notoriously tough bunch, and as soon as I walk in the apartment she gives me the evil eye! I know that eye well! The guy tells Granny to go to her room and she does, but not before giving me a scowl and that evil eye once again.  I excuse myself to go take a piss and when I turn on the bathroom light I see roaches scatter! Ugh that bathroom was so fucking nasty!   I put the seat up w/ my foot and piss, then get the hell out of there and back to the family room.   The guy doesn't have a room of his own so he has rolled out the sofa bed and we lay down.  We start to make out and I notice his hygiene isn't all great, which I can understand a little cuz it was 100 degrees that day and that night was hot as hell too, but, shit, homeboy stunk!  But I'm drunk and horny enough so I go along with it.   So we are making out, clothes start to come off and he's fully erect, but it's taking me awhile to get there cuz I'm a lil grossed out by the roaches and hygiene, but I finally get hard and grab my bag to get a condom when I hear a noise in the hallway!  OMG I thought, Grandma is watching us!  I grab a sheet and cover myself and tell him to go check the hallway. He does, and no one is there, but I'm positive it was a door I heard!   Anyways, when he comes back to the sofabed, I am no longer erect!  The Grandma in the hallway, imagined or not, was the third strike after the roaches and hygiene, and my dick is limp as fuck!  He tries sucking on it and playing with my balls for awhile, but nothing!   It won't budge!  He asks "Is it me?"  I'm like, of course not, it must be all the booze I had, uh, yeah, that's it, the booze!  So that was that.  He tells me let's just go to sleep. I want to leave but I'm still too buzzed to drive all the way home, so I pretend I'm asleep for about 4 hours, holding in my pee and listening for Grandma in the hallway!  I snuck out at about 5:30 in the morning, humiliated and hungover and never heard from the guy again.....

Hookup FAIL!

and now my Top 10 in film....

1) The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2) Brokeback Mountain
3) Gladiator
4) The Dark Knight
5) Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for make benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
6) Dreamgirls
7) The 40 Year-Old Virgin
8) Moulin Rouge!
9) Lost in Translation
10) Kill Bill Vol. I

continuing the Top 10 theme.....

....here are my Top 10 TV comedies of the decade:

1) Sex and the City, HBO
2) The Daily Show, Comedy Central
3) The Office, NBC
4) Arrested Development, FOX
5) Will & Grace, NBC
6) Weeds, Showtime
7) Freaks and Geeks, NBC
8) Curb Your Enthusiasm, HBO
9) Malcolm in the Middle, FOX
10) South Park, Comedy Central

>>>>>Merry Christmas!<<<<<

enjoy this xmas favorite!

Happy Hanukkah!

in honor of the holiday and the hotness of Ryan Gosling awww hell all the hot Jewish guys (what can i say i love em curly-haired and circumcised) I present LaCoacha's "I Will Always Love Jew"!:

Tim Tebow pulls a Glenn Beck!

the supposed "greatest college athlete of all-time" sobs like a big baby after his Florida team got their asses handed to them by Alabama. Jesus let you down Timmy, what's up w/ that! Guess he doesn't really love you after all!
or maybe he's crying because he bruised his vadge?

Animal is still the shit

and after all these years that Miss Piggy is still one fierce bitch! damn girl you be looking fine, who's your surgeon haha!

i hope he isn't driving home.....

what kind of silly queen gets misty hearing a Paul Anka song?

oh, this kind....

'Modern Family' just kills me!

just try getting this awesomely hilarious but oddly-still-sexy song out of your head! man, there's some real quality television Wednesdays at 9PM.....

how goddamned great is 'Glee'?!