Separated at birth?

Olympic Champion Evan Lysacek & Jack Skellington

----------Heartbreak!----------

Congrats to Canada for winning the gold in a tournament and title game that had to be the best in Olympic history. Hot ass Zach Parise and cute little Ryan Miller looked so sad after losing the game I would have gladly consoled them in any way I could! But Team USA has a lot to be proud of, as does Brian Burke, who put the team together and came to Vancouver just days after burying his son Brendan, a young gay-rights advocate who tragically died in an auto accident at the age of 21.

Overall, a pretty damn good Olympic games!

my Top 10 Sports achievements of the Decade

1) The Boston Red Sox win the ALCS after being down 0-3 to their arch-rivals the New York Yankees, go on to win their first World Series in 86 years
2) Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France 7 straight times
3) Michael Phelps wins 8 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics
4) The New York Giants stop the New Englands Patriots' perfect season in Super Bowl XLII
5) The Texas Longhorns led by Vince Young beat behemoth USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl, the greatest college bowl game ever played.
6) Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O' Neal lead the L.A. Lakers to 3 straight NBA titles (one of which stolen from the Sacramento Kings by shady refs but whatevs)
7) S.F. Giants star Barry Bonds passes Hank Aaron's all-time Home Run record (also shady but hey I witnessed plenty of those dingers!)
8) Tennis stars Venus and Serena Williams dominate the decade in Grand Slam singles and doubles wins
9) George Mason University makes the 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Final Four as a #11 seed
10) The Fresno State Bulldogs Baseball team wins the 2008 College World Series in a historic underdog victory (the photo below is mine from the victory rally)

fat ass Bennett: Chicago too fat

Degenerate gambler/"Book of Virtues" author Bill Bennett rooted against Chicago (America hater!) getting the 2016 Olympics. He stated his reason why on CNN:

"I'm actually for Rio. In Rio, it's beautiful women at the beach, and in Chicago, it's fat people eating."

Now before I start ranting lemme say I got nothing against fat people. I mean I ain't exactly a 28 waist myself, but where the fuck does this fat fucking pig get off knocking Chicago cuz it's a great place to eat?!?! You know I saw him at the Las Vegas airport a few years ago (I actually thought he was Rush Limbaugh at first), where this authority on "virtue" was stuffing his fat face at the airport Burger King, after no doubt dropping tens of thousands of dollars on the craps tables, proof that you see fat slobs stuffing their faces EVERYWHERE, not just Chicago. Video below:

Chris Brown bites

uh, bites Rhianna, that is.....

fucking scumbag thug! what do you wanna bet in the end he gets off easier than Michael Phelps!?!?!? I mean, already Brown's Wrigley's gum ad campaign only got suspended, as opposed to Kelloggs completely dropping Phelps last week!

A bong rip gets you fired, but beating your girlfriend to a bloody pulp only gets you suspended. Nice priorities, America.....

Really?!

If you haven't seen this already, Seth Meyers rips on the stupidity of Kelloggs for dropping Michael Phelps and dipshit parents upset that a "role model" for their snot-nosed brats is a pothead:

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