Muhammad was an asshole

yeah, come get me Revolution Muslim!

ready for another religious rant?

How do fucking idiots like Tim Tebow and Sarah Palin get people to pay them hundreds and thousands of dollars to hear them speak in this country? and hell, Canada too? In the midst of a horrible recession no less?! How can people be so duped into lining the pockets of these ignorant fools as long as they “stand up for what they believe for” and “speak for them”?

Then again people still attend and give money to the appallingly corrupt Catholic Church so I really shouldn’t be shocked at how these fairy-tale religions continue to sucker the sheeple!

Tina Fey is a genius

nuff said!

Ian Kinsler: Dayuuuuuuum!

I looooooove Texas Rangers 2B Ian Kinsler! Not just because he's Jewish, handsome, plays baseball, is wealthy, wears his uniform with high socks, has great hair & an awesome body....



...but because ZOMG did u see his package?!?!?!

yes, it was this horrifying....

OK now that the Women's NCAA Basketball Tournament is over, can we quit pretending that womens’ basketball is on the same par as men's? To put the back-to-back national champion UConn women in the same class as the 1970's UCLA men’s teams with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Bill Walton, etc., is highly insulting.

I’ve seen my nephew’s 6th grade boy’s team play more inspired than those college gals in the first half of the CHAMPIONSHIP GAME last night. What does that say about the quality of opponents who got blown out all season by UConn? Why do these women roll over and lose by 40, 50, even 70 points? Are they really even trying?

The local state university here had to end the popular men's wrestling and water polo teams to make way for new money-sucking women's lacrosse and women's equestrian teams in order to comply with Title IX. Equestrian!!! Wait, it gets worse: desperate to find women to join the equestrian team, the university recruited an inexperienced young girl who fell off a horse and DIED!!!!!

As if the tragic death of that young girl isn't enough, you will never find a better exhibit for the repeal of Title IX than this year’s NCAA Women’s tournament.

In honor of Jewish Zombie Resurrection Day.....

2010 MLB Predictions

Well, my boy Tim Lincecum will win his 3rd Cy Young in a row, of course! But I don't think my San Francisco Giants have a great shot at the NL West, cuz our hitting is still pretty anemic, but the Wild Card will be ours! The Colorado Rockies will take the West, as for the rest of the NL, I like the St. Louis Cardinals in the Central and as for the East, well, the Philadelphia Phillies are absolutely loaded (and not just with hot guys like Cole Hamels, Victorino, Chutley, etc.) and I just can't see anyone strong enough to topple them. I like the Phillies over the Rockies in the NLCS.

For the AL, I like the Seattle Mariners in the West, the Chicago White Sox in the Central, and I'd have to go with the Yankees over the Red Sox in the East, with Boston grabbing the Wild Card. I'm gonna go w/ NY over Boston in the ALCS, but I'm still not sure the Yankees will be the same team chemistry-wise w/o Hideki Matsui and Johnny Damon, plus their big stars like A-Rod and Derek Jeter are getting older and injuries are a growing concern, but I'll stick w/ them for now.

World Series: Philadelphia Phillies over the New York Yankees

Baseball is back, baby!

and not a moment too soon! Baseball is my favorite sport, and no not just because it has the hottest guys (in butt-hugging unis no less!), but because it's a thinking man's sport, not like football, which is the game of and for brutes! Baseball is nuanced while football is dumbed-down enough so it's easily consumed by the masses, especially one Sunday in February when it's a great excuse to feed our fat fucking faces! Ok, ok football is great too (and the one sport I actually played in high school), but it's baseball's time to shine, so check back for my 2010 predictions this weekend!

Separated at birth?

Olympic Champion Evan Lysacek & Jack Skellington

Toss out the Nazi rat Pope!

Awww nothing makes me happier than to see the Catholic Church exposed for the racket it is! You see the church has had a bad run this month, first the homophobic institution was caught up in a gay male prostitution scandal, then one-time Hitler Youth member Pope Benedict XVI himself, then known as Cardinal Joseph RATzinger, was discovered to have protected a pedophile priest in Wisconsin who may have molested over 200 deaf boys, and now the child molestation scandals are spreading to Ireland, Germany, Austria and beyond.

The Pope is doubling-down, if you will, by dismissing the scandals as nothing more than "petty gossip". Well good luck with that, your ass-holiness! There are now calls on you to resign and your approval ratings are dropping faster than an altar boy's gown in a confessional!

As a former Catholic, I agree the rat pope should be thrown out on his ass and the whole church investigated and prosecuted the same way we do the mafia! But if nothing changes (as is likely) perhaps this is the only way to protect kids in Catholic churches: