2012 Oscar Predictions

BEST PICTURE: "The Artist"
MY PICK (IF I HAD A VOTE): "Moneyball"
BEST DIRECTOR: Michel Hanazavicius, "The Artist"
MY PICK: Martin Scorcese, "Hugo"
BEST ACTRESS: Viola Davis, "The Help"
MY PICK: Meryl Streep, "The Iron Lady"
BEST ACTOR: Jean Dujardin, "The Artist"
MY PICK: Brad Pitt, "Moneyball"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Octavia Spencer, "The Help" MY PICK: Melissa McCarthy, "Bridesmaids"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christopher Plummer, "Beginners" MY PICK: Plummer

even the J man is sick of his shit haha

Kurt Warner is too! How over-the-top do you have to be to lose Kurt fucking Warner?

I can't quit you, gay jacket!

Muhammad was an asshole

yeah, come get me Revolution Muslim!

Tina Fey is a genius

nuff said!

Separated at birth?

Olympic Champion Evan Lysacek & Jack Skellington

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ok I get why everyone loves Sandra Bullock, she's sweet and cute and a big moneymaker. But to win Best Actress over the best actress of all time, Meryl Streep? For a Hallmarky Movie-of-the-Weekish shit film like "The Blind Side" that was made just so white Christians can feel so proud that one of them actually did good for one of the less fortunate, rather than shitting on the poor and downtrodden that most of them do... yes I'm pointing at you, Teabaggers!

Congrats to Sandra anyways, for winning an Oscar for essentially doing the same scene over and over: go yell at football coach/country club gals/gangsters, whip them into shape and walk away in a tight-ass skirt!

2010 Oscar Predictions

Ready or not, here they are:

BEST PICTURE: 'Avatar'
BEST DIRECTOR: Kathryn Bigelow, 'The Hurt Locker'
BEST ACTOR: Jeff Bridges, 'Crazy Heart'
BEST ACTRESS: Sandra Bullock, 'The Blind Side'
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christoph Waltz, 'Inglourious Basterds'
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Mo'Nique, 'Precious: BOTNPBS'
BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Quentin Tarantino, 'Inglourious Basterds'
BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner, 'Up in the Air'
BEST EDITING: 'The Hurt Locker'
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS: 'Avatar'
BEST ANIMATED FILM: 'Up'
BEST DOCUMENTARY: 'The Cove'
BEST FOREIGN FILM: 'The White Ribbon'
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: 'Up'
BEST ORIGINAL SONG: "The Weary Kind" from 'Crazy Heart'

Reaction coming on Monday...

my Top 10 Entertainers of the Decade

1) Clint Eastwood
2) Meryl Streep
3) Judd Apatow
4) Peter Jackson
5) David Chase
6) Tina Fey
7) Jon Stewart
8) Quentin Tarantino
9) J.J. Abrams
10) Johnny Depp

and now my Top 10 in film....

1) The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2) Brokeback Mountain
3) Gladiator
4) The Dark Knight
5) Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for make benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
6) Dreamgirls
7) The 40 Year-Old Virgin
8) Moulin Rouge!
9) Lost in Translation
10) Kill Bill Vol. I

continuing the Top 10 theme.....

....here are my Top 10 TV comedies of the decade:

1) Sex and the City, HBO
2) The Daily Show, Comedy Central
3) The Office, NBC
4) Arrested Development, FOX
5) Will & Grace, NBC
6) Weeds, Showtime
7) Freaks and Geeks, NBC
8) Curb Your Enthusiasm, HBO
9) Malcolm in the Middle, FOX
10) South Park, Comedy Central

since Top 10 lists are all the rage nowadays.....

....here's my Top 10 TV dramas of the decade:

1) The Sopranos, HBO
2) LOST, ABC
3) Mad Men, AMC
4) Six Feet Under, HBO
5) Battlestar Galactica, SyFy
6) The Shield, F/X
7) 24, FOX
8) Rome, HBO
9) Big Love, HBO
10) Dexter, Showtime

>>>>>Merry Christmas!<<<<<

enjoy this xmas favorite!

'Jersey Shore' has changed my life!

In 2010 I pledge to be like Mike "The Situation" and strive for unbelievable mass appeal- I want everybody to love me: babies, dogs, hot girls, and cougars!

Happy Hanukkah!

in honor of the holiday and the hotness of Ryan Gosling awww hell all the hot Jewish guys (what can i say i love em curly-haired and circumcised) I present LaCoacha's "I Will Always Love Jew"!:

ABC can suck a nut!

soooo lemme get this straight, a racy performance by hot-ass Adam Lambert at like 10:50 PM at night on ABC is grounds for him to be dumped by the network for other performances, not once, not twice, but now 3 times? This is absurd! This network will allow the fame-whoring, mentally-unbalanced, sick-fuck Henne family on "Wife Swap" twice, and has a reality show called "Wipeout" which violently batters around it's contestants and may have contributed to the death of one, but Adam Lambert crosses the line? This homophobia plain-and-simple, ABC, I call BULLSHIT! Get your priorities straight you allegedly murdererous bigots!
Keep it edgy, Adam! Fuck ABC!

Animal is still the shit

and after all these years that Miss Piggy is still one fierce bitch! damn girl you be looking fine, who's your surgeon haha!

Happy Halloween!

the original, and still the best. I'll be back in December w/ new posts, have a Happy Thanksgiving!

'Modern Family' just kills me!

just try getting this awesomely hilarious but oddly-still-sexy song out of your head! man, there's some real quality television Wednesdays at 9PM.....

how goddamned great is 'Glee'?!