Showing posts with label YouTube. Show all posts
Showing posts with label YouTube. Show all posts

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Boise's Buckner

sucks to be Kyle Brotzman:

The senior kicker and leading scorer in school history missed a game-winner from 26 yards with 2 seconds left in regulation then minutes later misfired again from 29 yards out in overtime in the Broncos’ 34-31 loss Friday against Nevada.

The loss spoiled the ninth-ranked Broncos’ unbeaten season and even bigger hopes of playing in a BCS bowl or possibly even for the national title....

Within hours, the Ada County Sheriff’s Department got a report about callers leaving obnoxious, harassing telephone messages with a woman thought to be related to Brotzman.

Then dozens of Facebook pages emerged, some filled with ugly name-calling, jabs and taunts aimed at Brotzman.

can't help but feel the kid, but still, how do u miss not one but two field goals that easy?!?!! EPIC CHOKE!

Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Ian Kinsler: Dayuuuuuuum!

I looooooove Texas Rangers 2B Ian Kinsler! Not just because he's Jewish, handsome, plays baseball, is wealthy, wears his uniform with high socks, has great hair & an awesome body....



...but because ZOMG did u see his package?!?!?!

Monday, March 29, 2010

Toss out the Nazi rat Pope!

Awww nothing makes me happier than to see the Catholic Church exposed for the racket it is! You see the church has had a bad run this month, first the homophobic institution was caught up in a gay male prostitution scandal, then one-time Hitler Youth member Pope Benedict XVI himself, then known as Cardinal Joseph RATzinger, was discovered to have protected a pedophile priest in Wisconsin who may have molested over 200 deaf boys, and now the child molestation scandals are spreading to Ireland, Germany, Austria and beyond.

The Pope is doubling-down, if you will, by dismissing the scandals as nothing more than "petty gossip". Well good luck with that, your ass-holiness! There are now calls on you to resign and your approval ratings are dropping faster than an altar boy's gown in a confessional!

As a former Catholic, I agree the rat pope should be thrown out on his ass and the whole church investigated and prosecuted the same way we do the mafia! But if nothing changes (as is likely) perhaps this is the only way to protect kids in Catholic churches:

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

wow! is dis bitch serious?



“calling all tea party people across the United States ‘tea baggers,’ which is a denigrating word with negative connotations... It’s as bad as calling a black person the N-word.”
so says Debbie Gunnoe, a tea party organizer from Navarre, Fla.

srsly!

I don't even know where to begin, for one, you aren't born a Teabagger, like a black person is born black. Secondly it's nothing but a sly nickname for members of an absurd, disingenuous movement, kinda like labeling people "Birthers" and "Truthers". I say disingenuous, because why is it that these people are so concerned now with the national debt? Where was this movement during the Bush administration? While we are at it, who famously said "deficits don't matter"? Yup, former VP Dick Cheney. WHERE WERE THESE PEOPLE THEN? I'm sorry but it's way too convenient for them to start screaming about the debt soon after President Obama took office, considering he inherited the Great Recession from George W. Bush and needed the Stimulus to bring the economy back from the brink.

Also Ms. Gunnoe, Teabaggers themselves did use the "N-word" as well as called Barney Frank a "faggot" this past weekend, so how can you exactly claim the high ground here? You cannot. Lastly, I know the Teabaggers are god-fearing, seeing how the second of Glenn Beck's 9 Principles of his "9/12 Project", the commandments of the Teabagger set you could say, is "I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life", so when it comes to heath care I ask of them: What Would Jesus Do? From what I've heard he was a pretty generous fellow, one who wanted to care for the poor and downtrodden, so I doubt he'd treat very sick people like this:



So ok Debbie, I won't call you a Teabagger, how about I just refer to you guys as what you truly are: racists, homophobes, phony Christians, but most of all: H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S!!! There! That better?

Friday, March 19, 2010

My Top 10 most-played iTunes tracks....

of all time:



1. "Hurt" Johnny Cash
2. "Paint it Black" The Rolling Stones
3. "Extreme Ways" Moby
4. "California Dreamin'" The Mamas & The Papas
5. "God Only Knows" The Beach Boys
6. "In My Life" The Beatles
7. "Time Is Running Out" Muse
8. "What I've Done" Linkin Park
9. "A Rush of Blood to the Head" Coldplay
10. "Rape Me" Nirvana

Thursday, December 31, 2009

so long you miserable fucking decade!

and hello 2010! Happy New Years to you all, I'll likely be back in March. Take it away, Babs!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Happy Hanukkah!

in honor of the holiday and the hotness of Ryan Gosling awww hell all the hot Jewish guys (what can i say i love em curly-haired and circumcised) I present LaCoacha's "I Will Always Love Jew"!:

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tim Tebow pulls a Glenn Beck!

the supposed "greatest college athlete of all-time" sobs like a big baby after his Florida team got their asses handed to them by Alabama. Jesus let you down Timmy, what's up w/ that! Guess he doesn't really love you after all!
or maybe he's crying because he bruised his vadge?

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

there's no winning in Afghanistan


Well, 8 years after Al-Qaeda attacked us and Osama Bin Laden escaped Tora Bora, President Obama has decided to pull a "W" and go for a surge in Afghanistan. First of all, there is no "winning" a war in a country that isn't really a country. Afghanistan is simply a collection of Islamic tribes with no functional central government, it's never had one and never will. Secondly, the founding fathers made the Commander-in-Chief a civilian for a reason, so military men can't bleed us dry in unwinnable wars with limitless amounts of troops. So why is Obama doing the same as Dubya and just giving the Generals whatever they want? This country is BROKE! We are $12 TRILLION in the hole and growing! We cannot afford to rebuild THREE countries! Bring our troops home NOW and work on rebuilding America!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Animal is still the shit


and after all these years that Miss Piggy is still one fierce bitch! damn girl you be looking fine, who's your surgeon haha!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween!

the original, and still the best. I'll be back in December w/ new posts, have a Happy Thanksgiving!
 
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