Showing posts with label YouTube. Show all posts
Showing posts with label YouTube. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
the NFL is socialist!
suck on that, teabaggers
Labels:
Baseball,
football,
funny shit,
G.O.P.,
greedy bastards,
Politics,
Sports,
Tea Party,
teevee,
YouTube
Sunday, December 18, 2011
even the J man is sick of his shit haha
Kurt Warner is too! How over-the-top do you have to be to lose Kurt fucking Warner?
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Boise's Buckner
sucks to be Kyle Brotzman:
can't help but feel the kid, but still, how do u miss not one but two field goals that easy?!?!! EPIC CHOKE!
The senior kicker and leading scorer in school history missed a game-winner from 26 yards with 2 seconds left in regulation then minutes later misfired again from 29 yards out in overtime in the Broncos’ 34-31 loss Friday against Nevada.
The loss spoiled the ninth-ranked Broncos’ unbeaten season and even bigger hopes of playing in a BCS bowl or possibly even for the national title....
Within hours, the Ada County Sheriff’s Department got a report about callers leaving obnoxious, harassing telephone messages with a woman thought to be related to Brotzman.
Then dozens of Facebook pages emerged, some filled with ugly name-calling, jabs and taunts aimed at Brotzman.
can't help but feel the kid, but still, how do u miss not one but two field goals that easy?!?!! EPIC CHOKE!
Labels:
college,
douchebags,
football,
Sports,
YouTube
Friday, November 26, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Tina Fey is a genius
nuff said!
Labels:
funny shit,
G.O.P.,
Hollywood,
Politics,
Sarah Palin,
sluts,
SNL,
teevee,
YouTube
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Ian Kinsler: Dayuuuuuuum!
I looooooove Texas Rangers 2B Ian Kinsler! Not just because he's Jewish, handsome, plays baseball, is wealthy, wears his uniform with high socks, has great hair & an awesome body....
...but because ZOMG did u see his package?!?!?!
...but because ZOMG did u see his package?!?!?!
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Toss out the Nazi rat Pope!
Awww nothing makes me happier than to see the Catholic Church exposed for the racket it is! You see the church has had a bad run this month, first the homophobic institution was caught up in a gay male prostitution scandal, then one-time Hitler Youth member Pope Benedict XVI himself, then known as Cardinal Joseph RATzinger, was discovered to have protected a pedophile priest in Wisconsin who may have molested over 200 deaf boys, and now the child molestation scandals are spreading to Ireland, Germany, Austria and beyond.
The Pope is doubling-down, if you will, by dismissing the scandals as nothing more than "petty gossip". Well good luck with that, your ass-holiness! There are now calls on you to resign and your approval ratings are dropping faster than an altar boy's gown in a confessional!
As a former Catholic, I agree the rat pope should be thrown out on his ass and the whole church investigated and prosecuted the same way we do the mafia! But if nothing changes (as is likely) perhaps this is the only way to protect kids in Catholic churches:
The Pope is doubling-down, if you will, by dismissing the scandals as nothing more than "petty gossip". Well good luck with that, your ass-holiness! There are now calls on you to resign and your approval ratings are dropping faster than an altar boy's gown in a confessional!
As a former Catholic, I agree the rat pope should be thrown out on his ass and the whole church investigated and prosecuted the same way we do the mafia! But if nothing changes (as is likely) perhaps this is the only way to protect kids in Catholic churches:
Labels:
Catholicism,
Crimes and Misdemeanors,
douchebags,
funny shit,
gay gay gay,
kids,
Religion,
sex,
YouTube
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
wow! is dis bitch serious?
so says Debbie Gunnoe, a tea party organizer from Navarre, Fla.
“calling all tea party people across the United States ‘tea baggers,’ which is a denigrating word with negative connotations... It’s as bad as calling a black person the N-word.”
srsly!
I don't even know where to begin, for one, you aren't born a Teabagger, like a black person is born black. Secondly it's nothing but a sly nickname for members of an absurd, disingenuous movement, kinda like labeling people "Birthers" and "Truthers". I say disingenuous, because why is it that these people are so concerned now with the national debt? Where was this movement during the Bush administration? While we are at it, who famously said "deficits don't matter"? Yup, former VP Dick Cheney. WHERE WERE THESE PEOPLE THEN? I'm sorry but it's way too convenient for them to start screaming about the debt soon after President Obama took office, considering he inherited the Great Recession from George W. Bush and needed the Stimulus to bring the economy back from the brink.
Also Ms. Gunnoe, Teabaggers themselves did use the "N-word" as well as called Barney Frank a "faggot" this past weekend, so how can you exactly claim the high ground here? You cannot. Lastly, I know the Teabaggers are god-fearing, seeing how the second of Glenn Beck's 9 Principles of his "9/12 Project", the commandments of the Teabagger set you could say, is "I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life", so when it comes to heath care I ask of them: What Would Jesus Do? From what I've heard he was a pretty generous fellow, one who wanted to care for the poor and downtrodden, so I doubt he'd treat very sick people like this:
So ok Debbie, I won't call you a Teabagger, how about I just refer to you guys as what you truly are: racists, homophobes, phony Christians, but most of all: H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S!!! There! That better?
Labels:
douchebags,
G.O.P.,
George W. Bush,
Glenn Beck,
Health Care,
Politics,
President Obama,
recession,
Religion,
sluts,
YouTube
Friday, March 19, 2010
My Top 10 most-played iTunes tracks....
of all time:
1. "Hurt" Johnny Cash
2. "Paint it Black" The Rolling Stones
3. "Extreme Ways" Moby
4. "California Dreamin'" The Mamas & The Papas
5. "God Only Knows" The Beach Boys
6. "In My Life" The Beatles
7. "Time Is Running Out" Muse
8. "What I've Done" Linkin Park
9. "A Rush of Blood to the Head" Coldplay
10. "Rape Me" Nirvana
1. "Hurt" Johnny Cash
2. "Paint it Black" The Rolling Stones
3. "Extreme Ways" Moby
4. "California Dreamin'" The Mamas & The Papas
5. "God Only Knows" The Beach Boys
6. "In My Life" The Beatles
7. "Time Is Running Out" Muse
8. "What I've Done" Linkin Park
9. "A Rush of Blood to the Head" Coldplay
10. "Rape Me" Nirvana
Thursday, December 31, 2009
so long you miserable fucking decade!
and hello 2010! Happy New Years to you all, I'll likely be back in March. Take it away, Babs!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
>>>>>Merry Christmas!<<<<<
enjoy this xmas favorite!
Labels:
Cinema,
funny shit,
holidaze,
Hollywood,
YouTube
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Happy Hanukkah!
in honor of the holiday and the hotness of Ryan Gosling awww hell all the hot Jewish guys (what can i say i love em curly-haired and circumcised) I present LaCoacha's "I Will Always Love Jew"!:
Labels:
Cinema,
funny shit,
holidaze,
Hollywood,
latino life,
music,
Religion,
YouTube
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Tim Tebow pulls a Glenn Beck!

or maybe he's crying because he bruised his vadge?
Labels:
college,
douchebags,
football,
funny shit,
Glenn Beck,
Religion,
Sports,
Tim Tebow,
YouTube
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
there's no winning in Afghanistan
Well, 8 years after Al-Qaeda attacked us and Osama Bin Laden escaped Tora Bora, President Obama has decided to pull a "W" and go for a surge in Afghanistan. First of all, there is no "winning" a war in a country that isn't really a country. Afghanistan is simply a collection of Islamic tribes with no functional central government, it's never had one and never will. Secondly, the founding fathers made the Commander-in-Chief a civilian for a reason, so military men can't bleed us dry in unwinnable wars with limitless amounts of troops. So why is Obama doing the same as Dubya and just giving the Generals whatever they want? This country is BROKE! We are $12 TRILLION in the hole and growing! We cannot afford to rebuild THREE countries! Bring our troops home NOW and work on rebuilding America!
Labels:
9/11,
Armed Forces,
George W. Bush,
Islam,
Politics,
President Obama,
recession,
YouTube
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Animal is still the shit
and after all these years that Miss Piggy is still one fierce bitch! damn girl you be looking fine, who's your surgeon haha!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween!
the original, and still the best. I'll be back in December w/ new posts, have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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