Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts

Monday, February 13, 2012

hey GOP guess what?


this contraception controversy isn’t gonna help the GOP at all in the 2012 general election, in fact it will probably hurt. Many single women are independent voters and don’t want sexless creepy old men in robes trying to keep contraception from them, they’ll run to Obama and he will win.

Besides after the Catholic Church Child Molestation scandal of the past decade, the Catholic Church is hardly a moral authority anymore now is it?

Monday, March 29, 2010

Toss out the Nazi rat Pope!

Awww nothing makes me happier than to see the Catholic Church exposed for the racket it is! You see the church has had a bad run this month, first the homophobic institution was caught up in a gay male prostitution scandal, then one-time Hitler Youth member Pope Benedict XVI himself, then known as Cardinal Joseph RATzinger, was discovered to have protected a pedophile priest in Wisconsin who may have molested over 200 deaf boys, and now the child molestation scandals are spreading to Ireland, Germany, Austria and beyond.

The Pope is doubling-down, if you will, by dismissing the scandals as nothing more than "petty gossip". Well good luck with that, your ass-holiness! There are now calls on you to resign and your approval ratings are dropping faster than an altar boy's gown in a confessional!

As a former Catholic, I agree the rat pope should be thrown out on his ass and the whole church investigated and prosecuted the same way we do the mafia! But if nothing changes (as is likely) perhaps this is the only way to protect kids in Catholic churches:

Monday, December 14, 2009

'Jersey Shore' has changed my life!


In 2010 I pledge to be like Mike "The Situation" and strive for unbelievable mass appeal- I want everybody to love me: babies, dogs, hot girls, and cougars!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

>>>>>>>R.I.P. Jacko<<<<<<<


For the record, I don't think he was a pedophile. I mean, those people usually have tons of kiddie porn in their house, on their computers, everywhere, but nothing that incriminating was ever found at Neverland. A celebrity like Michael Jackson, constantly around kids, would have had hundreds and hundreds of victims. He had a few accusers with money-grubbing parents, that's it, and was rightfully cleared of all charges in court. He was fucking stupid to keep letting little kids sleep in his bed after the allegations first surfaced in 1993, but I think Michael never matured beyond the age of 10, which is why he loved sleepovers, climbing trees, experimenting with "Jesus Juice", etc. He was abused as a child, then coddled as an adult, then numbed out by powerful drugs towards the end of his life. He never really had anything even close to normalcy, which is very sad.

What he did have, was amazing talent. As a singer, songwriter, dancer, all-around entertainer, I mean, the guy was unparalleled in his time. That is what I will remember the most about Michael, but man he sure gave us a bunch to chew on didn't he? I grew up enjoying his music and videos, then was shocked by the freak show aspect that came with his fame, was horrified by his physical deterioration, and finally, I was riveted by his legal travails. Like I said, he was an all-around entertainer! May he rest in the peace he so richly deserves.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Jon & Kate= Over?

If you've ever seen TLC's "Jon & Kate plus Eight" you've seen poor Jon Gosselin having to deal w/ 8 kids plus his soul-sucking shrew of a wife, Kate. Well now comes word that Jon is stepping out, and all I can say is GO FOR IT JON! Don't let that bitch grind you down anymore than she already has! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat like you've never cheated before! Now I normally don't approve of cheating, seeing how I've been cheated on (long story) though I've also been a cheatee (longer story, err, stories), but that's neither here nor there, just take a look at Kate in action in one of many examples and you'll understand why I'm on Team Jon here (oh and Jon if you are on the d.l., email me!):

Sunday, March 1, 2009

good luck getting laid in college talking like this, kid.....

13 year-old wonder-boy author Jonathan Krohn spoke at the 2009 Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday and received a standing ovation from the chubby, balding and pale crowd of Republicans. You know your party has it bad when your most eloquent voice hasn't even finished puberty yet! Oh well, at least he can't vote for 5 more years, and by then he may be the only 18-year-old Republican in the country. Enjoy your time out in the wilderness, G.O.P., couldn't happen to a better bunch of bigots!

Friday, February 27, 2009

I got crowned today....

yup, a new porcelain bicuspid for the low low price of $559! imagine the cost if I DIDN'T have dental insurance! anyways, to mark this head-banging (against the wall) occasion I present to you "David After Dentist- the Metal version":

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Octo-Freak Show rolls on....

Nadya and her Ma got into it in front of the camera and as you can see from the vid Nadya comes off as a spoiled little beeeyotch, verbally bitch-slapping around the grandma who's gone bankrupt helping her raise her (now) 14 grandchildren:



and btw, if sending Nadya hateful emails is wrong then I sure as fuck don't wanna be right! Here's a copy of the "message of support" I sent to Octo-Mom at her website:

"Sew your vagina shut, bitch!"

Tasteful, no? haha hey if it's any consolation I held back a lil!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

in honor of my dental appt. today.....

I present to you David after Dentist- the REMIX!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Really?!

If you haven't seen this already, Seth Meyers rips on the stupidity of Kelloggs for dropping Michael Phelps and dipshit parents upset that a "role model" for their snot-nosed brats is a pothead:

 
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