how I love to watch them wiggle!

Why am I now rooting for this douche?

well, ok, he's nice to look at, and his story this year is pretty incredible, but I'd have to say it's because he is pissing people off with his religiosity! Anytime religion is pissing people off it's great for people like me who know all religion is bullshit!  It means more people are seeing it our way! So keep it up Timmy let's keep this backlash rolling!

my favorite vid this year

gotta love our boys in uniform!

Creepy, yes, but also oddly sexy!

Ian Kinsler: Dayuuuuuuum!

I looooooove Texas Rangers 2B Ian Kinsler! Not just because he's Jewish, handsome, plays baseball, is wealthy, wears his uniform with high socks, has great hair & an awesome body....



...but because ZOMG did u see his package?!?!?!

2010 MLB Predictions

Well, my boy Tim Lincecum will win his 3rd Cy Young in a row, of course! But I don't think my San Francisco Giants have a great shot at the NL West, cuz our hitting is still pretty anemic, but the Wild Card will be ours! The Colorado Rockies will take the West, as for the rest of the NL, I like the St. Louis Cardinals in the Central and as for the East, well, the Philadelphia Phillies are absolutely loaded (and not just with hot guys like Cole Hamels, Victorino, Chutley, etc.) and I just can't see anyone strong enough to topple them. I like the Phillies over the Rockies in the NLCS.

For the AL, I like the Seattle Mariners in the West, the Chicago White Sox in the Central, and I'd have to go with the Yankees over the Red Sox in the East, with Boston grabbing the Wild Card. I'm gonna go w/ NY over Boston in the ALCS, but I'm still not sure the Yankees will be the same team chemistry-wise w/o Hideki Matsui and Johnny Damon, plus their big stars like A-Rod and Derek Jeter are getting older and injuries are a growing concern, but I'll stick w/ them for now.

World Series: Philadelphia Phillies over the New York Yankees

Baseball is back, baby!

and not a moment too soon! Baseball is my favorite sport, and no not just because it has the hottest guys (in butt-hugging unis no less!), but because it's a thinking man's sport, not like football, which is the game of and for brutes! Baseball is nuanced while football is dumbed-down enough so it's easily consumed by the masses, especially one Sunday in February when it's a great excuse to feed our fat fucking faces! Ok, ok football is great too (and the one sport I actually played in high school), but it's baseball's time to shine, so check back for my 2010 predictions this weekend!

My 2010 Final Four Predictions

Congrats to my alma mater SDSU Aztecs for winning the Mountain West Conference tournament! As much as I'd love to see them make it to the Final 4, it just ain't gonna happen- they are in too tough a bracket. So I'm going with Kansas, Kansas St., Kentucky and Duke with Kansas over Kentucky in the title game. I am least optimistic that Duke will make it to the Final 4 but I sure do hope they do, cuz that'll mean more hours watching hot ass Jon Scheyer (below), yum!

anyways, GO AZTECS!

----------Heartbreak!----------

Congrats to Canada for winning the gold in a tournament and title game that had to be the best in Olympic history. Hot ass Zach Parise and cute little Ryan Miller looked so sad after losing the game I would have gladly consoled them in any way I could! But Team USA has a lot to be proud of, as does Brian Burke, who put the team together and came to Vancouver just days after burying his son Brendan, a young gay-rights advocate who tragically died in an auto accident at the age of 21.

Overall, a pretty damn good Olympic games!

ABC can suck a nut!

soooo lemme get this straight, a racy performance by hot-ass Adam Lambert at like 10:50 PM at night on ABC is grounds for him to be dumped by the network for other performances, not once, not twice, but now 3 times? This is absurd! This network will allow the fame-whoring, mentally-unbalanced, sick-fuck Henne family on "Wife Swap" twice, and has a reality show called "Wipeout" which violently batters around it's contestants and may have contributed to the death of one, but Adam Lambert crosses the line? This homophobia plain-and-simple, ABC, I call BULLSHIT! Get your priorities straight you allegedly murdererous bigots!
Keep it edgy, Adam! Fuck ABC!

Yankees in 7!

and no, not just because I went to the brand-spanking new Yankee Stadium when I was visiting NYC this summer, although I must admit the Yankee Mystique got to me, the aura there is simply amazing! Some photos are posted below:
the view of the batter's box from my seat- Texiera at the plate and A-Rod on deck. can you say yum!?the view of the outfield/scoreboard from my seat (field level section 112, row 21, seat 2, $100)....
.... oh and did I mention the lovely view of Mark Texiera?! I got to stare at that perfect pinstriped ass all afternoon! hot damn i love baseball!

'Modern Family' just kills me!

just try getting this awesomely hilarious but oddly-still-sexy song out of your head! man, there's some real quality television Wednesdays at 9PM.....

My Final Four picks

UNC, Louisville, Memphis and Villanova. Now I'm assuming Ty Lawson is healthy so I'm going with North Carolina defeating Memphis in the title game and that hot hunk of white meat Tyler Hansbrough going out a champ.

the completely awesome MLB 2K9 Tim Lincecum ad

including a gratuitous shot of my dream man's hot back tatt. damn when is baseball starting already?!?!

How about some orange skin to go along with that green piss?

damn, those roid side effects sure are a bitch! (of course I'd still hit, green golden shower, anyone? ha!)